#Sorry it took so long fam. I had no idea it was going on, Ive been inactive. Reddit, as a community, stands for free speech and I cant believe that some chucklefuck new mod really thought it would be acceptable to make the bot remove every fucking comment in a sub literally called "darkjokes". There needs to be a rule preventing children from becoming moderators. Mods should not be trying to limit speech. We’ve seen that around here a lot of lately from people on mod teams. That’s what progressives do, complete cuck sjw moves. We can tell the mods responsible for automoderator are not free speech warriors, that’s for sure. I believe in 100% liberty, freedom and the individual can do what you want. I know like maybe two guys who do this, and more power to them, nevertheless I’ll advise nobody to do this. The attack on masculinity, traditionalism and man is insane in our cultural marxist culture. This is some bullshit I would see in a Laci Green or Reily J Denis cringe You Tube video. Everybody is a victim these days and so offended by EVERYTHING. Get off the internet if you can’t handle a comment on a public platform on the internet. Welcome to the assault on free speech in 2017. #From now on, you can comment whatever you like. Ive done my best to take corrective action against the mods who did this, but this is just further evidence that the reddit moderator procurement system is like the political structure of a corrupt sub saharan African Banana republic. There's no system whatsoever to deal with a corrupt moderator, so therefore it's like trying to balance a pencil on its tip. The slightest bit of corruption that worms itself in will breed more corruption. Imagine how it feels if law enforcement was like this, they just bust into your house and smash up your stuff and vanish, and then you complain and try to escalate to police the police, everyone treats you like you're a criminal and you are ruthlessly silenced and excluded from speaking to anyone else about it. The question reddit has to ask itself is: "How do corrupt Banana republics reform their police forces to eliminate corruption?" If we're honest, the question is neither intuitive nor easy to implement. I don't envy the founders and employees of Reddit now, there is some difficult decisions and turbulant seas ahead, since now even the state and federal government is starting to create laws that restrict the rights of websites (because of sites like reddit) to police up the behavior of it's power users in accordance to state and federal laws, so that websites don't become breeding grounds for evil organizations like ISIS or foreign powers who stand in defiance of American sovereignty. #No new automod rules shall be enacted which could limit the 1st amendment rights of this beautiful community, mark my words.
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Loading the dishwasher
When the devil tells the priest to exit the child's body
at least we can say phrases like, "Thanks for the warning, Officer" and, "Hey, Dad."
Neighbor.
Because they would never get returned
Behind a badge. Edit: Ladies and gentlemen, [I have been ripped off.](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2pgvct/where_do_you_hide_after_a_murder/) I shall be gracious and not pursue legal action even though [Nigga stole my yoshi.](http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/930873/nigga-stole-my-yoshi-o.gif) edit2: some of the comments in that thread are fantastic
Because i don’t like to meet parents
The bartender asks “what’ll it be officer?”
Oh shit this isn't Google...
Because the last one who had a dream got shot.
While on the trip they are attacked by two bears, one male and one female. The Jew is able to escape; however, the Czech gets eaten by the male bear. Being a good Samaritan the Jew alerts the park ranger that there are two bears on the loose, one of which has eaten his friend. The park ranger then proceeds to kill both of the bears. The Jew asks the park ranger if he can cut the male bear open, so he can retrieve his friend’s remains for a proper burial. The park ranger agrees and goes on to cut open the female bear; the Jew is confused and ask the park ranger why is he cutting the female open when he clearly said his friend is in the male bear. To which, the park ranger responds, “I never trust a Jew that tells me the check’s in the mail!”
It seems to hit them way too close to home.
My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower." "No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
Who says they can't integrate into American culture?
Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.
There's a little good in everyone
She got her diary published - which is the nightmare any girl. And, she didn't earn a single cent of it - which is the nightmare of any Jew.
“I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Because they can't get past their masters
19 and easily spread.
I said, "You bastard, it's the thought that counts." I could tell by the look in his eyes he would have kicked my head in if he had legs.
I’d have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Freedom
When the sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up
Both are never going to smash...
the woman
On fire
They stopped after I opened fire though.
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